Rant of the week

Insurance!

Who the hell really needs it? It's a bloody con after all, when something goes tit's up and you make a claim the first thing they do is try and get out of paying you the money. You pay all that money for the policy in the first place, you'd think they'd just pay the damn money, that's what insurance is supposed to be for after all.

And assuming they do pay out, what then? Your premium goes through the roof the next year that's what, so what bloody good is it in the first place. What their really saying is, 'you pay us an extortionate fee to cover you for any eventuality, then if we pay out, we'll claim it back off you the next time you renew the policy'.....

So really it's a loan then uh? Ha! I got your numbers guys......

Take medical insurance for example... 'Is there the slightest chance that your gonna die any time soon...there is? oh, sorry we can't insure you then'.....

Because the damn leeches won`t make enough money out of you that's why!!!

Insurance? Here's my advice, Don't bother unless you have to have it by law as in car insurance, and even that's a con too.



Footnote: Never did get my wish. Tourettes continues to evade me... Bastard! Kin soddin luck.... Oh wait, may'be I did...........

Final thoughts of the day

I`'ve come to the conclusion tonight that I would like to have Tourettes syndrome, yeah that one, the one where you can`t stop swearing at people. I think life would be so much easier if I had Tourettes.

Plus, think of the fun you could have.

"I'm sorry officer....fukin bastard!!!. Ooops, sorry sir, it's my Tourettes, I can`t help it.....Ya C!*T.....

How many times have you been in some place when some asshole in authority rubs you up the wrong way and all you wanna do is lay into them with a few choice words. Today was one such day and let me tell you, Tourettes would have come in very handy indeed.

So anyway, before I lay my head on the pillow tonight, the last thing I`m gonna wish for, besides Catherine Zeta Jones magically materialising in the bed beside me that is, will be that I wake up tomorrow with Tourettes syndrome...

Look out tomorrow!!!

Blah!

Today the sun is shining in Plymouth, jeez that`s not common at all. Something is gonna happen to ruin it, it usually does.

But anyway I woke up today so that`s good, had some brekky, Muesli and a cup of earl grey to wash it down. In a moment I`m gonna think about leaving me ouse. CAT!!!!

Why is it that cats always climb onto your lap when you least want them to? Is there some cat law operating somewhere that says, "Hey, he`s working on the PC, I gotta go and fuck it up".

But I digress.....

Where was I, oh yeah going out n facing the sunny day. This is something of a weird one for me actually, I hate the sun, it hurts my eyes and makes me look older than I actually am. The warmth is nice though so we`ll see.

Today I anticipate traffic lights, all red. I also anticipate idiots, Plymouth seems to be a magnet for them at the moment, idiots here, idiots there, idiots every fukin where....... Oh wait, I live in Plymouth too!!!

Nuff said though, honestly, Plymouth is Idiot capital.

I`m off to face them all.....

First post

Well what to put here, my first post on my new Blog. Guess I better just say who I am & where I`m hailing from so that at least if anyone bothers to read any of this, they`ll know who to throw the eggs at...

The names Alan, I live in the South western part of the UK in a little town called Plymouth, my interests are many & varied, I will elaborate further as I go on as I`m bloody tired now & in need of sleep.

Catch ya later...