Final thoughts of the day

I`'ve come to the conclusion tonight that I would like to have Tourettes syndrome, yeah that one, the one where you can`t stop swearing at people. I think life would be so much easier if I had Tourettes.

Plus, think of the fun you could have.

"I'm sorry officer....fukin bastard!!!. Ooops, sorry sir, it's my Tourettes, I can`t help it.....Ya C!*T.....

How many times have you been in some place when some asshole in authority rubs you up the wrong way and all you wanna do is lay into them with a few choice words. Today was one such day and let me tell you, Tourettes would have come in very handy indeed.

So anyway, before I lay my head on the pillow tonight, the last thing I`m gonna wish for, besides Catherine Zeta Jones magically materialising in the bed beside me that is, will be that I wake up tomorrow with Tourettes syndrome...

Look out tomorrow!!!